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0m: I fell in love with a girlwho picked flowers insteadof arguments and had no time for bad...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:53:20 -0700

I fell in love with a girl
who picked flowers instead
of arguments and had no
time for bad things
because she so carefully
curled herself
against them.

you were summer recklessness
but you always had these
two rules : stay with me
and dont become a ghost

again.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:46:17 -0700

clearlywrong: beware

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:45:57 -0700

clearlywrong:

beware

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:33:41 -0700

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 16:21:38 -0700

flowerrloveechildd: fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:06:38 -0700

flowerrloveechildd:

fackingmoarkewkies:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

Calm down, Karkat

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yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:56:05 -0700

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

0yster: So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:59:33 -0700

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body.

I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:58:48 -0700

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame

amie33: #i feel like this is the perfect counterpart to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:44:06 -0700

amie33:

#i feel like this is the perfect counterpart to aotd #because everyone always assumed that rory loved amy more than she loved him #but she loved him so much as well #and people always assume that river loves the doctor more than he loves her #because she’s better at showing it #but here he is admitting how deeply his feelings for her affect him #he loves her so much (via a-bitey-mad-lady)

connotativewords: May 19, 2013 “Can I take you to a morning...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:35:42 -0700

connotativewords:

May 19, 2013

“Can I take you to a morning where the fields are painted gold, and the trees are filled with memories of the feelings never told?”

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:13:20 -0700

Game of Thrones semi-minimal house sigils by lnochi Reblog...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:48:22 -0700

Game of Thrones semi-minimal house sigils by lnochi

Reblog only. Do not repost and/or claim as your own

therapsida: arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do I do...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:58:11 -0700

therapsida:

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

omg

cocacolanightowl: I find it funny that Tumblr is so attached to an ex-planet that’s named after the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:57:18 -0700

cocacolanightowl:

I find it funny that Tumblr is so attached to an ex-planet that’s named after the god of the underworld

mirandaisnotmisha: dalektea: “So just the one then? Must be...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:44:31 -0700

mirandaisnotmisha:

dalektea:

“So just the one then? Must be nice.”

Oh my GOD

[[VIOLENTLY DROWNS SELF]]

forged-by-fantasy: Jhiqui helped Dany dismount; she had grown...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:50:02 -0700

forged-by-fantasy:

Jhiqui helped Dany dismount; she had grown clumsy as her belly grew larger and heavier. She knelt before the khal “My sun-and-stars is wounded.”

hereticprincess: This is my first Momoa’s photo. Because the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:45:41 -0700

hereticprincess:

This is my first Momoa’s photo.

Because the World needs more handsome Khals! :D

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:19:29 -0700

realityissomuchbetterinanime: There’s no place like home ^_^

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:19:20 -0700

realityissomuchbetterinanime:

There’s no place like home

^_^