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Dr. Lecter: Tell me, Senator, did you nurse Catherine yourself?
Senator Martin: What?
Dr. Lecter: Did you breastfeed her?
Paul Krendler: Now, wait a minute-
Senator Martin: Yes. I did.
Dr. Lecter: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
Paul Krendler: Son of a bitch!
Dr. Lecter: Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mom, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
Senator Martin: Take this -thing- back to Baltimore!
Dr. Lecter: 5'10, strongly built, about 180 pounds. Hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about 35 now, he said he lived in Philadelphia but may have lied. That all I can remember, mom, but if I think of anymore I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing... Love your suit.
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Employing the logic our society uses concerning...
leeroyjenkins:
Anyone talking is asking to be interrupted.
Anyone carrying money is asking to be robbed.
Anyone eating is asking to choke.
Anyone drinking is asking to be drugged.
Anyone walking is asking to be tripped.
Anyone with a face is asking to be punched.
Anyone with a heart is asking for a heart attack.
Anyone with arteries is asking for an aneurysm.
Anyone not wearing a...
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