tumblueberry: miecroft: *whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara I am stucked in the thought that she is like a baby sitter to him. Sort of.
zombiesfrommars: call me old fashioned but when i buy a gaming console i just really want to play games on it
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
0m: I fell in love with a girl who picked flowers instead of arguments and had no time for bad things because she so carefully curled herself against them. you were summer recklessness but you always had these two rules : stay with me and dont become a ghost again.
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t. “I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
cocacolanightowl: I find it funny that Tumblr is so attached to an ex-planet that’s named after the god of the underworld
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
Let it die. Let there be a new beginning. It’s awful. Goodnight.– Charles Bukowski (via strangefatality)
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
benedough: santasimpa-la: santasimpa-la: if you dont love lucifer then dont talk to me i meant MARK fucking PELLEGRINO supernaturalists problems.
I’m not ‘pro-abortion,’ that’s the very one clear thing I want you to...– Dr. Leroy Carhart, an abortion provider based in Wichita, Kansas. Listen to the CNN profile of him here. (via rhrealitycheck)
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.